Your face is a jimmy john
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
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and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
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Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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