I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
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Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
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Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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