it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
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Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
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There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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