Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
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I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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