Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
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bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
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He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
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You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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