i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
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Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
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Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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