BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
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Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
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That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
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