What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
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I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
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I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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