why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
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We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
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We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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