u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
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Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
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So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
God, I missed his penis.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize