Walk of Shame. In a state park.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
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I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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