My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
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you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
you made out with another girl for some wings
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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