So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
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I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
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he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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