TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
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Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
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Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
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