i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
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she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
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So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
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