When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
you win again, gameday.
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under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
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If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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