She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
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Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
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I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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