dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
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Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
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I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Help. Why am I so naked?
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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