we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
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He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
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When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Nobody cheats on THIS.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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