So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
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Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
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Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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