I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
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it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
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On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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