i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
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just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
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I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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