Already got asked if we're dating
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
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Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
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Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Randomize