Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
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She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
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Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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