At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
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Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
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So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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