come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
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having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
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You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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