But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
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You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
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My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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