i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
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Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
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You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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