i would punch a child for taco bell
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
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I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
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k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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