I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
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Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
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I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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