I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
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That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
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She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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