I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
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I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
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We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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