I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
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Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
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nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
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