some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
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He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
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Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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