Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
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I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
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ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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