what if I'm pregnant?
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I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
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Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
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Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
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