Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
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Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
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I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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