I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
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ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
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Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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