just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
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it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
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He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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