margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
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it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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