You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
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I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
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