yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
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You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
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She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
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