and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
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so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
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That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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