There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
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my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
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Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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