Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
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on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
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Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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