My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
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