Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize