I want to make a zoo with you.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
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I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
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I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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