I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
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I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
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Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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