Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Randomize